{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
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Serpin A9 also known as centerin or GCET1 is a protein that in humans is encoded by the SERPINA9 gene located on chromosome 14q32.1. Serpin A9 is a member of the serpin family of serine protease inhibitors.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the chicken get a penalty?","punchline":"For fowl play.","id":318}
{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
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{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}
{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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